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Easter Jokes

    Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
    A: Eggercise

    Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and the Easter Bunny?
    A: A good Easter.

    Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
    A: Hoppy Easter!

    Q: What do you get when you find a rabbit with no hair?
    A: A hairless hare!

    Q: Why are people always tired in April?
    A: Because they just finished a march

    Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
    A: He was a little chicken!

    Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
    A: A slam duck.

    Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
    A: An egghead.

    Q: What grows between your nose and chin?
    A: Tulips (Two Lips).

    Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?
    A: Because it was the chicken's day off.

    Q: What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
    A: A smarty pants.

    Q: What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
    A: The very first rabbit to lay an egg!

    Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
    A: A receding hareline.

    Q: Why was the rabbit rubbing his head?
    A: Because he had a eggache! (headache)

    Q: How do you catch a unique bunny?
    A: UNIQUE UP ON IT!

    Q: Why did the Easter Bunny hop down the road?
    A: He was making the Movie

    Q: What do you call the Easter Bunny after a hard day's work?
    A: Tired.

    Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
    A: It's been nice gnawing at you.

    Q: What does a rooster say to a hen he likes?
    A: Your one hot chick!

    Q: What did the bunny put over his sore?
    A: A eggage.

    Q: What do ducks have for lunch?
    A: Soup and quackers!

    Knock, knock...
    Who's there?
    "Ether"!
    "Ether" who?
    "Ether" Bunny!

    Q: Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
    A: Because he is eggocentric. (egocentric)

    Q: Where does Valentine's Day comes after Easter?
    A: In the dictionary.

    Q: Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
    A: Hareobics.

    Q: What's the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack?
    A: One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.

    Q: How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter?
    A: Hoppy Easter!

    Q: Why did the magician have to cancel his show?
    A: He'd just washed his hare and couldn't do a thing with it.

    Q: What type of movie is about water fowl?
    A: A duckumentary.

    Q: What is the end of Easter?
    A: The letter R.

    Q: What do you call a duck that just doesn't fit in?
    A: Mallardjusted.

    Q: Why is the letter A like a flower?
    A: A bee comes after it

    Q: What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
    A: Hot, cross bunnies.

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